The Marine

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Sep 13, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Dan Rather, Katie Couric, and a tough Marine Sergeant were all captured by
    terrorists in Iraq . The leader of the terrorists told them that he would
    grant them each one last request before they were beheaded.

    Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan; so I'd like one last bowlful of hot
    spicy chili." The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with
    the chili. Rather ate it all and said, "Now I can die content."

    Katie Couric said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape
    recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen.
    Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the
    end." The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and
    Couric dictated some comments. She then said, "Now I can die happy."

    The leader turned and said, "And now, Mr. Marine tough guy, what is your
    final wish?"

    "Kick me in the a**," said the Marine.

    "What?" asked the leader? "Will you mock us in your last hour?"

    "No, I'm not kidding. I want you to kick me in the a**," insisted the

    So the leader shoved him into the open, and kicked him in the a**.

    The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol
    from under his flack jacket, and shot the leader dead. In the resulting
    confusion, he jumped to his knapsack, pulled out his M4 carbine and
    sprayed the terrorists with gunfire. In a flash, all of them were either
    dead or fleeing for their lives.

    As the marine was untying Rather and Couric, they asked him, "Why didn't
    you just shoot them in the beginning? Why did you ask them to kick you in
    the a** first?"

    What," replied the Marine, "and have you two butt heads report that I was
    the aggressor?
  2. flagriller

    flagriller Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    YeeeeeeHaaawwww [​IMG] Bravo! It's soo funny's true!
  3. placebo

    placebo Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    That joke speaks volumes.[​IMG]
  4. shellbellc

    shellbellc Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Gotta love Jar Heads!!

    Semper Fi!!
  5. kosmo

    kosmo Fire Starter

    AIRBORNE my brother !!!!!!!!!
  6. phil s

    phil s Smoke Blower

    That was GREAT!!!!! [​IMG]

    and true unfortunatley...[​IMG]
  7. ba_loko

    ba_loko Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Excellent story, BH.....up until you realize that it's all too accurate! Thank you for posting. I think I'll forward it on. [​IMG]

  8. vlap

    vlap Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    I will give that a second AIRBORNE!!
  9. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Yes, I posted it as a joke, but it's all to true. If you read my sig you will understand my feelings, it dates back to what Kerry did to us with his testimony before Congress and his three purple "Ouwees". He didn't even need bandaids

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