The Lone Ranger and Tonto

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by dforbes, Mar 2, 2011.

  1. dforbes

    dforbes Meat Mopper

     The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the night. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?" The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute the says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically , it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you,Tonto?" Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabe, you dumber than buffalo dung. It means someone stole tent
     
  2. mossymo

    mossymo Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    LOL, Good one!
     
  3. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

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  4. smokinal

    smokinal Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member ★ Lifetime Premier ★

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  5. jakerz66

    jakerz66 Smoke Blower

    :yahoo: LOL
     
  6. rp ribking

    rp ribking Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Very Funny
     
  7. tyotrain

    tyotrain Master of the Pit

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