The Last Nickel

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by tntxajun, Sep 26, 2009.

  1. tntxajun

    tntxajun Smoke Blower

    The Last Nickel

    A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.
    He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.

    Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.
    The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back.

    The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking.
    Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

    A well
    -dressed, attractive, and serious-looking woman
    in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a
    newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

    Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants;
    takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy
    convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

    Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the
    nickel to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

    As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill
    effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her
    saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was
    fantastic. Are you a doctor? "

    'No,' the woman replied.
    I'm with the I.R.S..'
  2. gnubee

    gnubee Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    LMAO now thats funny.
  3. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    grin-I like that
  4. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    thats funny........
  5. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Yep sounds like she was trained by the IRS...[​IMG]

  6. the iceman

    the iceman Smoking Fanatic

    Either that or she was a divorce lawyer. [​IMG]
  7. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Yeppers, That's what I was thinking! [​IMG]

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