The Hunter( (no vulgarity, but adult humor)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richoso1, Jun 7, 2010.

  1. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up... The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better.'
    I now have a 20 yr-old bride who is pregnant with my child.


    'So what do you think about that Doc ?'

     

    The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. 'I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.'

    One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his walking cane 
    instead of his gun.' 'As he neared a lake, he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. 


    He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. 
    Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle, and went 'bang, bang'..' 
    'Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.. 
    Now, what do you think of that ?' asked the doctor. 

    The 86-year-old said, 
    'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else 
    pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.' 



    The doctor replied,  'My point exactly"...
     
  2. smokey paul

    smokey paul Meat Mopper SMF Premier Member

    Very Interesting   LMAF  LOL   HAHAHAHAHA

    Good one...
     
  3. chainsaw

    chainsaw Smoking Fanatic

    Good one!
     
  4. rdknb

    rdknb Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    now that is funny
     
  5. adiochiro3

    adiochiro3 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    doh!!!!
     
  6. jamminjimi

    jamminjimi Meat Mopper

    Excellent
     

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