The heart attck

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by eman, Jun 5, 2011.

  1. eman

    eman Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member

    A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital he was taken to. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clip board loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.

    "Do you have health insurance?" she asked.
    He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
    The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"
    He replied, "No money in the bank."

    "Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the irritated nun.

    He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun."

    The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."

    The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
  2. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

  3. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Good one...
  4. tom37

    tom37 Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Yes I agree, thats a pretty good one.
  5. chefrob

    chefrob Master of the Pit OTBS Member

  6. michael ark

    michael ark Master of the Pit

    True story i tore up my back at work and the boss did not have workers comp.The nuns had the hospital do the surgery pro bono.So god payed for my back sugery? 
  7. boykjo

    boykjo SAUSAGE MAKER Staff Member Moderator Group Lead OTBS Member

    Last edited: Jun 8, 2011
  8. tyotrain

    tyotrain Master of the Pit


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