THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD THAT:

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by beer-b-q, Jan 19, 2011.

  1. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD THAT:

    I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

    Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can no longer
    afford batteries.

    CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

    Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

    I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

    I bought a toaster oven and my free gift was a bank.

    Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .

    Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

    A picture is now only worth 200 words.

    They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart" Street .

    When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

    And, finally...

    I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs,
    my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the
    Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan,and when I told them I
    was suicidal, they got all excited,and asked if I could drive a
    truck...
     
  2. chefrob

    chefrob Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    az
    nice...........
     
  3. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LOL----another beauty!
     

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