Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting
for the inevitable, when all of a sudden.......
'Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell.
Ees bacon I is sure of eet.'
'Si, Luis , eet smells like bacon to meee.'
So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, doublesmoked bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.
'Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. 'Eees a bacon tree.'
'Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage?
We ees in the Desert don't forget.'
'Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree'.
And with that... Luis Races towards the tree. He gets to
within 5 metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up,and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, a true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.
'Pepe... go back man,you was right ees
not a bacon tree.'
'Luis Luis mi amigo... what ees it?
'Pepe... ees not a bacon tree...
Ees
Ees
Ees
Ees
Ees
Ees
Ees
Eees a Ham Bush.
for the inevitable, when all of a sudden.......
'Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell.
Ees bacon I is sure of eet.'
'Si, Luis , eet smells like bacon to meee.'
So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, doublesmoked bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.
'Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. 'Eees a bacon tree.'
'Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage?
We ees in the Desert don't forget.'
'Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree'.
And with that... Luis Races towards the tree. He gets to
within 5 metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up,and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, a true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.
'Pepe... go back man,you was right ees
not a bacon tree.'
'Luis Luis mi amigo... what ees it?
'Pepe... ees not a bacon tree...
Ees
Ees
Ees
Ees
Ees
Ees
Ees
Eees a Ham Bush.
