The Bacon Tree

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by crewdawg52, Jun 2, 2008.

  1. crewdawg52

    crewdawg52 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting
    for the inevitable, when all of a sudden.......

    'Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell.
    Ees bacon I is sure of eet.'

    'Si, Luis , eet smells like bacon to meee.'

    So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

    There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, doublesmoked bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.

    'Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. 'Eees a bacon tree.'

    'Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage?
    We ees in the Desert don't forget.'

    'Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree'.

    And with that... Luis Races towards the tree. He gets to
    within 5 metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up,and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, a true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.

    'Pepe... go back man,you was right ees
    not a bacon tree.'

    'Luis Luis mi amigo... what ees it?

    'Pepe... ees not a bacon tree...

    Ees
    Ees
    Ees
    Ees
    Ees
    Ees
    Ees

    Eees a Ham Bush.
     
  2. cman95

    cman95 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    HEE...HEE...HAW...HAW...thats funny!
     
  3. audioxtremes

    audioxtremes Smoke Blower SMF Premier Member

    OMG that is hilarious. Caught me off guard. Thats when jokes are good.
     
  4. jbg4208

    jbg4208 StickBurners

    HA !! good one. [​IMG]
     
  5. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    OOOOiiiiieeeee! Ok, it's funny!
     
  6. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    hehehe
     
  7. gased_up

    gased_up Newbie

    really?? hahah..don't be too harsh.. hahaha... the joke was funny.... haha
     
  8. HA HA HA, ham bush. LOL!
     

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