The Affair

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by wildflower, Jul 14, 2011.

  1. Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.  He looked up and said weakly:
    'I have something I must confess.'

    'There's no need to, 'his wife replied.

    'No,' he insisted,  'I want to die in peace.  I slept with your sister, your
    best friend, her best friend, and your mother!'

    'I know,' she replied.  'Now just rest and let the poison work.'
     
  2. garyinmd

    garyinmd Meat Mopper SMF Premier Member

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  3. That wasn't Becker the Pecker Wrecker was it? [​IMG]
     
  4. sunman76

    sunman76 Master of the Pit

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  5. jirodriguez

    jirodriguez Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    LOL.... Oh damn that was funny! Can't breath!

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  6. meateater

    meateater Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

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  7. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Is that why I sleep with one eye open? LOL
     

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