I was listening to the radio yesterday driving to lunch when the station played a brief bit from comedian Kenny Rogerson. He asked the audience.....
"Any hunters out there? Hunters? Anyone?
"I decided last year I was going to shoot my own turkey for Thanksgiving. I really didn't think I'd enjoy it, but I gotta tell you it was a lot of fun!
"I got all dressed up, loaded the shotgun, and finally took a bead on a great looking turkey. BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! Nailed it good! Shoppers scattered EVERYWHERE!
"Any hunters out there? Hunters? Anyone?
"I decided last year I was going to shoot my own turkey for Thanksgiving. I really didn't think I'd enjoy it, but I gotta tell you it was a lot of fun!
"I got all dressed up, loaded the shotgun, and finally took a bead on a great looking turkey. BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! Nailed it good! Shoppers scattered EVERYWHERE!