Texas Circle Flies

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by oneshot, Dec 1, 2009.

  1. oneshot

    oneshot Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Note: If you're offended by Obama jokes, don't read this!!!!

    A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying to gather more support for his Bogus Health Care Plan. Once Obama discovers the cowboy is from President Bush's home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.

    As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"

    Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called, but I've never heard of circle flies."

    "Well Sir," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."

    "Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's a$$?"

    "No, Sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens of this country to call their President a horse's a$$."

    "That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.

    After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to fool them flies, though."
  2. uncletykie

    uncletykie Smoke Blower


    Now that thar is funny
  3. mr mac

    mr mac Smoking Fanatic

    Works for me! [​IMG]
  4. alx

    alx Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Yep flies like ****...
  5. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG] Gotta Love Them Circle Flies...
  6. meat hunter

    meat hunter Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    LOL Love it[​IMG]
  7. danj

    danj Meat Mopper

    It is hard to fool them flies.
  8. larry maddock

    larry maddock Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    sad that it might be true[​IMG]
  9. meateater

    meateater Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    And the largest population of circle files is..................D.C. [​IMG]

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