Speaking German in Texas

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by eman, Jul 22, 2011.

  1. eman

    eman Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member

    In Texas , there is a town called New Braunfels , where there is a large German-speaking population.
    One day, a local rancher noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.

    The rancher rolled down the window, and shouted, "Sehr angenehm! Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.."
    Which means: ("Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water.The cows have S*** in it.")
    The man shouted back, "I'm from New York , and just down
    here campaigning for Obama's health care plan.
    I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
    The rancher replied, "Use both hands. You'll get more."    
  2. africanmeat

    africanmeat Master of the Pit OTBS Member

  3. alaskanbear

    alaskanbear Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

  4. [​IMG]
  5. meateater

    meateater Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

  6. venture

    venture Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    That is one smart Texan.  The campaigner was probably a quart low.

    Good luck and good smoking.
  7. ellymae

    ellymae Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

  8. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LOL---Been changed, but still a good one.  [​IMG]

    About 20 years ago, it was a PA Dutch Amish joke about an Insurance salesman from NYC. 

  9. michael ark

    michael ark Master of the Pit

  10. daddydon

    daddydon Smoke Blower

    [​IMG][​IMG]Too funny

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