Sometimes I show my butt in public! Qview included.

Discussion in 'Pork' started by fishinchik, Jul 15, 2013.

  1. Considering this entire smoke started from me reading the thread "What do you rub your butt with?"  I had to have a humorous title for the results.   I rubbed my butt with:

    2 tablespoons kosher salt
    2 tablespoons freshly ground black pepper
    2 tablespoons granulated sugar

    4 tablespoons brown sugar
    3 tablespoons garlic powder
    2 tablespoons onion powder
    3 tablespoons paprika
    1 tablespoon ground sage
    2 teaspoons dried oregano
    1 teaspoon dry mustard
    1 teaspoon cayenne pepper

    Wrapped it up to sit overnight in the fridge...

    Then it got 18 hrs of smoking at 225 with Pitmaster's Blend AMNPS to an IT of 205  They lasted almost 12hrs of TBS but I didn't reload.

    NO FOIL NO MOP or SPRITZ.  I didn't crack that door for any reason.  I wanted the bark. 

    Got a real nice bark in the end...

    I let it rest for 3 hrs, no foil, no cooler, no towel.  I wanted to see if I kept a crisper bark.  (It did!)

    First rough shred.. then I couldn't resist nibbling on it. 

    I won't lie,  on first taste, I was not proud of it at all.   It didn't have enough kick for me or enough smoke flavor. ( I like it heavy).  I consulted the smoking guru's and we decided to put it back in for a 2nd smoke for an hour or so with smoker on low at 100.  I splashed on some finishing sauce and put it back in for an hour with hickory AMNPS this time.   After that, by my taste, it was perfect and ready for consumption.

    Then... my smoking nemesis Mr. Mule came to my mind.. always teasing me with Man-Candy BE's.   There is no way a redneck fishing [​IMG] would ever go down without a  [​IMG] when there is smoking smack talk going on.  So I checked the [​IMG] and there was no mention that Candy was required to be brisket.  I took some of the shredded pork, liberally sprinkled on more rub and got the bbq sauce out and tossed it all together.  One last dust of rub and back to the [​IMG] it went.  1 hr of hickory smoke on 275 to really seal in the flavors.  

    And low and behold... the next flavor of WOMAN CANDY was born...

    I will always love BE's but having now tasted a pork variety.. I may be unfaithful to my brisket every now and then.  This was sinfully delicious!    So Mr. Mule..  [​IMG] like a good mule and admit that Woman Candy rules.  I'll have a [​IMG] while you think of what to do with your butt..   game on! lol
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  2. kathrynn

    kathrynn Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    You made me laugh!  Looks great!

  3. OK Miss [​IMG]

    I too checked[​IMG]. I then [​IMG]  I found spell check once again said WOW, MAN candy. Since i have never had burnt pork butt candy. I am so glad[​IMG] you tasted it for me. I would hate to get food poisening from your BUTT! It does look GREAT[​IMG]. You will get no[​IMG]  Out of me their. It would be best if you packed up the WOW MAN candy and fedex-ed it to me now.[​IMG]. I would give you[​IMG]  for even tasting it But i know you were thinking of me when you did. So be a good[​IMG]  and don't make me[​IMG]. OK I would not do that. But I might [​IMG]  IF it was a differant time of year I would forsure [​IMG]then grab all the WOW MAN candy and[​IMG]  while you sat there and[​IMG]. But since we have no snow and it is so hot. I will just go against my instinct and say[​IMG]Now be a good[​IMG]  and put it in the mail!!!!! NOW don't make me[​IMG]

    Happy smoken my freind!

    That is a hot looking Butt you got their[​IMG]

  4. disco

    disco Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Great looking butt on a great thread! Well done.

  5. Disco

    since Miss [​IMG]  hasn't responded to your kind words I will[​IMG]   [​IMG]  and say It sure does look great. Thank you for your kind words.

    Now would you send her a PM and tell[​IMG]. IT is WOW!!!!  MAN CANDY!

    Happy smoken.

  6. disco

    disco Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Being a gentleman I could not accede to your request. However, I could point out it was a gentleman's confectionery. 

  7. [​IMG]  MY CANDY[​IMG]!

    Thanks for your vote disco

  8. *shaking my head*  Mr. Mule... you seriously must have been [​IMG] as a child.   It's WOMAN Candy!   

    And ty Kathryn and Disco..  it was fun to do and even more fun busting Mule's chops.   I think the butt kicked some arse in this case and he can't admit defeat. [​IMG]
  9. seenred

    seenred Smoking Guru Group Lead OTBS Member

    [​IMG]   You two crack me up!!  Now go to your rooms and stay there until you can play nice without [​IMG]  at each other...[​IMG].

    BTW chik the PP looks delicious!

  10. Red [​IMG]  Why did [​IMG][​IMG]  go all postal[​IMG]  [​IMG]   I told [​IMG]  she had a nice butt. Then we got to[​IMG]  I said[​IMG]  I think I am[​IMG]  with [​IMG]  [​IMG].....[​IMG]  then pulls out a[​IMG]  I run for a [​IMG]   [​IMG]  then[​IMG]  like  [​IMG]  will do. I reach for[​IMG].[​IMG]  [​IMG]  grabs a[​IMG]  I[​IMG]  jump in my[​IMG]I have[​IMG]   then[​IMG]  says[​IMG][​IMG]  You have a nice butt!!  Oh hell so i[​IMG]  the [​IMG]........No I don't[​IMG]a [​IMG]Over a [​IMG]  [​IMG]

    I guess we could [​IMG]  Over WOW!! MAN candy  [​IMG]BUTT yes i did say BUTT! You did show us you have a nice BUTT[​IMG][​IMG]


    [​IMG]Till the next round[​IMG]


    Happy smoken my friend[​IMG]  for a round well[​IMG]



    I will show you Mine If you will Show me yours[​IMG]
  11. lazykitty

    lazykitty Fire Starter

    Great looking butt and butt candy!  [​IMG]
  12. dirtsailor2003

    dirtsailor2003 Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Great looking bark on those butts! Love bark!

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