Sister Immaculata

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by daveomak, Oct 5, 2013.

  1. daveomak

    daveomak Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Two Irish nuns were sitting at traffic light in their car when a bunch of
    rowdy drunks pulls up alongside of them. "Hey, show us your teats, ye
    bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.

    The Mother Superior turns to Sister Immaculata, "I don't think they know
    who we are - show them your cross."

    So Sister Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Screw off ye
    little fookin wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"

    Sister Immaculata looks back at the Mother Superior and asks, "Was that
    cross enough?"
  2. s2k9k

    s2k9k AMNPS Test Group

  3. Bout to bust a gut!

    Great one, Dave!
  4. kathrynn

    kathrynn Smoking Guru OTBS Member


  5. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Dang, glad I finished my coffee before I read this!

    Thanks for the laugh Dave!
  6. Dave...Thanks...I needed that....


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