Sign Humor

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by smokin relaxin steve, Feb 11, 2011.

  1. Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

    "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

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    In a Podiatrist's office:

    "Time wounds all heels."

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    On a Septic Tank Truck:

    Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

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    At a Proctologist's door:

    "To expedite your visit, please back in."

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    On a Plumber's truck:

    "We repair what your husband fixed."

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    On another Plumber's truck:

    "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

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    On a Church's Bill board:

    "7 days without God makes one weak."

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    At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :

    "Invite us to your next blowout."

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    At a Towing company:

    "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

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    On an Electrician's truck:

    "Let us remove your shorts."

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    In a Nonsmoking Area:

    "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

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    On a Maternity Room door:

    "Push. Push. Push."

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    At an Optometrist's Office:

    "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

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    On a Taxidermist's window:

    "We really know our stuff."

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    On a Fence:

    "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

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    At a Car Dealership:

    "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

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    Outside a Muffler Shop:

    "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

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    In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

    "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

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    At the Electric Company

    "We would be delighted if you send in your payment.

    However, if you don't, you will be."

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    In a Restaurant window:

    "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

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    In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

    "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

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    At a Propane Filling Station:

    "Thank heaven for little grills."

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    And don't forget the sign at a

    CHICAGORADIATOR SHOP:

    "Best place in town to take a leak." (And in Texarkana !)

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    Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:

    "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
     
  2. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LOL----A lot of good ones in this list!

    Bear
     
  3. tulsajeff

    tulsajeff Master of the Pit Staff Member Administrator OTBS Member

    Caught myself laughing out loud at several of these.. I love it![​IMG]
     
  4. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    These are great -[​IMG]
     

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