A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Old Friend sitting on his porch.
He figures he'll have a little fun...
Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?"
Old Friend: "Dog can't talk."
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' alright."
Old Friend: extreme look of shock
Cowboy: " Is this man your owner?" pointing at Old Friend.
Dog: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Old Friend: look of disbelief.
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Old Friend: "Horse can't talk."
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Old Friend: extreme look of shock.
Cowboy: "Is this your owner? " pointing at Old Friend.
Horse: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Old Friend: total look of amazement.
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Old Friend: "Sheep Lie."
He figures he'll have a little fun...
Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?"
Old Friend: "Dog can't talk."
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' alright."
Old Friend: extreme look of shock
Cowboy: " Is this man your owner?" pointing at Old Friend.
Dog: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Old Friend: look of disbelief.
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Old Friend: "Horse can't talk."
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Old Friend: extreme look of shock.
Cowboy: "Is this your owner? " pointing at Old Friend.
Horse: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Old Friend: total look of amazement.
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Old Friend: "Sheep Lie."
