Sheep Lie !

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by bearcarver, Nov 10, 2011.

  1. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Old Friend  sitting on his porch

    He figures he'll have a little fun...

    Cowboy: "Hey, cool  dog. Mind if I speak to him?"

    Old Friend: "Dog can't talk."

    Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

    Dog: "Doin' alright."

    Old Friend: extreme look of shock

    Cowboy: " Is this man your owner?" pointing at Old Friend.

    Dog: "Yep."

    Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

    Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

    Old Friend: look of disbelief.

    Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

    Old Friend: "Horse can't talk."

    Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

    Horse: "Cool."

    Old Friend: extreme look of shock.

    Cowboy: "Is this your owner? " pointing at Old Friend.

    Horse: "Yep."

    Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"

    Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."

    Old Friend: total look of amazement.

    Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

    Old Friend: "Sheep Lie."
  2. grandpa jim

    grandpa jim Fire Starter

  3. chef jimmyj

    chef jimmyj Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator Group Lead OTBS Member

    [​IMG]   Now that's Funny!...JJ
  4. jc1947

    jc1947 Smoking Fanatic


    Great one Bear!

  5. hemi

    hemi Smoking Fanatic


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