Scam Warning

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by crewdawg52, Dec 3, 2007.

  1. crewdawg52

    crewdawg52 OTBS Member

    Be aware of this scam!!!


    A 'heads up' for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers.
    Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
    shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
    traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or
    your friends.

    Here's how the scam works:

    Two seriously good-looking 20-25 year-old girls come over to your car as
    you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping
    your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling
    out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

    When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask
    you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get
    in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them
    climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while
    the other one steals your wallet!!!!!!

    I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th,
    20th, & 24th. Also November 1st, 4th, twice on the 10th, three times
    just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

    So tell your friends to be careful.
  2. You forgot to mention you need to get a second wallet and keep it empty...
  3. You must spend a fortune on wallets. lol [​IMG]
  4. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 OTBS Member

    He might consider it money well spent[​IMG]
  5. walking dude

    walking dude SMF Premier Member


    CRAP......once again.......NO SPEW WARNING>...............DARN you guys


    good one crew
  6. bustedluckbarbq

    bustedluckbarbq OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Thats good.... I'm gonna use that at work.....
  7. gramason

    gramason OTBS Member

    I'm going to Home Depot right now!!!!!!!
  8. Pick me up on the way I'll be out front!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![​IMG]
  9. smokin for life

    smokin for life OTBS Member

    That was so COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL lmfao!!!!!!!
  10. linescum

    linescum OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    I'm Going To Home Depot Tommorrow
  11. So... u met my x-girlfriend?!?

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