Sad news to report:

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by beer-b-q, Jan 20, 2011.

  1. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Sad news to report:

    Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71 and rollin in dough.

    Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

    Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Born and bread in Minnesota, Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half- baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

    Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

    The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

    If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else that may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.
     
  2. jirodriguez

    jirodriguez Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    *groan*  lol
     
  3. farnsworth

    farnsworth Fire Starter

    Funny, funny, funny! thanks a lot.

    Mike
     
  4. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

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  5. rdknb

    rdknb Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    way to funny
     
  6. miamirick

    miamirick Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    ok beer,   theres nothing funny about the dough boy kicking the bucket,   i shed a tear just reading the headline  the day we lose those premade pastries will be a sad one indeed!
     
  7. tyotrain

    tyotrain Master of the Pit

    LOL good one.
     
  8. ak1

    ak1 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

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  9. cycletrash

    cycletrash Meat Mopper

    [​IMG]     Good one
     
  10. rednecksmoker

    rednecksmoker Newbie

    Oh my! [​IMG]
     
  11. alblancher

    alblancher Master of the Pit Group Lead OTBS Member

    If you make enough dough you will rise to the top of your proofession
     
  12. I'm still slapping my knee!
     
  13. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    You guys should be ashamed---Making fun of a poor little Doughboy!

    [​IMG]

    Bear
     
  14. You guys slay me.
     
  15. smokinal

    smokinal Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member ★ Lifetime Premier ★

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  16. jmk3921

    jmk3921 Smoke Blower

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    Last edited: Jun 29, 2011
  17. jakerz66

    jakerz66 Smoke Blower

    Wow, RIP Dough Boy......
     
  18. jmk3921

    jmk3921 Smoke Blower

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    Last edited: Jun 29, 2011

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