Robotic Lie Detector

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by forluvofsmoke, Mar 31, 2011.

  1. forluvofsmoke

    forluvofsmoke Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    A man buys a robot with a built-in lie detector which slaps people when they lie.

    When it arrives at his door, he un-packs it, preps it per the instructions and decides to test it out at the dinner table.

    He asks his son: where were you during school hours today?

    His son replies: at school.

    The robot slaps his son.

    OK, I was at the movies!

    His father, now very interested and intrigued by his new "toy", asks: which one?

    His son replies: Toy Story.

    Smack, goes the robot again.

    OK, OK, it was called a Day with a Porn Star.

    Dad says: WHAT??? When I was your age, I didn't even know what porn was.

    The robot slaps Dad.

    Meanwhile, Mom is getting into these new devopments and blurts out: HA-HA!!! After all, he is your son!

    The robot slaps Mom.
  2. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LOL----That's a beauty!

  3. tyotrain

    tyotrain Master of the Pit

  4. smokinal

    smokinal Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member ★ Lifetime Premier ★

    Gotta laugh at that one!!!
  5. Priceless!!!!  Mind if I pass that one along?!?!

  6. forluvofsmoke

    forluvofsmoke Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    By all means, feel free, Larry. My wife and I about lost our cookies reading this one!

  7. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Good one - gonna tell it later
  8. jirodriguez

    jirodriguez Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Ouch..... LOL..... good one!

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