Roast Beef Recipe

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Sep 14, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Roast Beef Recipe

    1 large Roast of beef

    1 small Roast of beef

    Take the two roasts and put them in the smoker.


    When the little one burns, the big one is done

     
  2. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    heheh BH........you been looking at how my wife cooks havent you........LOLOL

    only, we don't use the large roast beef.......so i am stuck with the burnt small one....

    wd looks over his shoulder


    Wd
     
  3. bigarm's smokin

    bigarm's smokin Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Hey Wd, you get a whole roast of burnt ends. [​IMG] see, your wife DOES love you. [​IMG] Terry
     
  4. hawgheaven

    hawgheaven Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Hey, in our house the wife uses the smoke alarm as a timer... [​IMG]
     
  5. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    LOLOLOL

    Hawg.......YOU need to look over your shoulder, make sure she hasn't snuck up on you and read what you posted........LOLOL

    wd, once again, looks over his shoulder
     
  6. hawgheaven

    hawgheaven Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    LOL! Yeah, I cud get kilt fer that... [​IMG]
     
  7. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Well I have to admit I'm limping a little worse then normal tonight, I don't think the knee replacement I need would help this. just shows you what a ball bat can do[​IMG]
     
  8. bigal

    bigal Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Wait a second!!! Women cook? WTF!!! I'm outta here.......my wife is gonna have a limp this weekend!!! [​IMG]

    women cook'n.............HA, they haven't done that since men draged them into the cave by the hair!

    PS. YOu all have a nice life, after this I WILL be 6' under.
     
  9. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    R.I.P. BigArm

    you will SHIRLEY be missed

    Wd
     
  10. deer meat

    deer meat Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Now I can throw away my thermometers!!!
     
  11. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Brings to mind the Rodney <RIP> line "My wife, she treats me like a god. Serves me burnt offerings every night"

    I miss that guy...
     

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