Rated R - Still a Virgin

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by jerseyhunter, Jul 26, 2015.

  1. A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle;I'm still a virgin". "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?" "Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me How great it was going to be. "Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure How it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me. "Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. " Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had The order he didn't know when he would be able to deliver "Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method. "Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but He wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. "Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it. "Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it. "Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it. " Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector ; all he ever did was........... God I miss him! " But now that I've married you, I'm so excited". "Wonderful", said the husband, "but why? "You're with the "GOVERNMENT"...... This time I KNOW I'M gonna Get SCREWED."
  2. alaskanbear

    alaskanbear Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    Love it!!
  3. driedstick

    driedstick Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Yep you 

  4. smokewood

    smokewood Smoking Fanatic Group Lead

    Some things are the same the world over, and it doesn't matter which country you live in. 

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