Race Cars

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by jdt, Mar 30, 2010.

  1. jdt

    jdt Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    beautiful day, sun was high and the mustang was running great, rolled to a gentle stop and waited, low and behold a corvette pulls ino the lane next to me, I could tell by the look in his eye he was serious competition, reached down and fired her up with a snort, his expression became a little concerned as he looked around but then he to fired it up and gave a big old snort, sitting there waiting we exchanged growls several more times, people were looking over, little kids were jumping off their bikes to see what was happening and then just as it was about to get serious...

    both of our wives walked out of the grocery store yelling about why the hell we were making so much noise
  2. mr mac

    mr mac Smoking Fanatic

    Women! [​IMG]
  3. jamminjimi

    jamminjimi Meat Mopper

    ^^^^^ What he said.
  4. nwbhoss

    nwbhoss Smoking Fanatic

    My wife would walk out and yell "Don't just sit there beat his ass!!!!!!!!!!!"
  5. caveman

    caveman Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    My wife would come out & yell at me, "Why don't you get out & help with the groceries."
  6. smokeguy

    smokeguy Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    My wife would come out and say "honey you're dreaming again, you're in a Suburban", then shake her head sadly as she went back into the store. [​IMG]
  7. At least you got asuburban. I'm rolling in a mini van. Sad-Sad reality
  8. crazybuoy

    crazybuoy Newbie

    It so beautiufl and attractive cars to drive.

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