Quick one for the married men.

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by fatback joe, Jul 3, 2008.

  1. fatback joe

    fatback joe Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A woman standing nude in front of a mirror, says to her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment."
    He replies, "Your eyesight is perfect."
     
  2. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    THAT'S gonna leave a mark.
     
  3. 1894

    1894 Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    I'm thinkin' his reply would result in this



    Followed by this
     
  4. blacklab

    blacklab Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Not if you duck and run fast.
     
  5. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Dude... I'm assuming at some point you HAVE to come back home.
     
  6. daboys

    daboys Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    That was good!! Don't think I'll show it to my wife though. Not sure she would see the humor in it.
     
  7. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Heheh....Ok..... that was funny.[​IMG]
     
  8. abelman

    abelman Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    The ultimate question that any smart man will find a way not to answer, [​IMG]
     
  9. t-bone tim

    t-bone tim Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Can I get an amen to that [​IMG]
     
  10. vince

    vince StickBurners SMF Premier Member

    Thats a good one!
     
  11. meat-man

    meat-man Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    [​IMG] OMG that was great , but he is in for a world of hurt !!!!
     

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