Proud to be an American

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by shellbellc, Sep 28, 2007.

  1. shellbellc

    shellbellc Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year.

    Another study found Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of beer a year.

    That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.

    Kind of makes you
    Proud to be American, DOESN'T IT?
  2. placebo

    placebo Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Is that Lee Greenwood I hear singing in the background?[​IMG]
  3. navionjim

    navionjim Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    22 gallons aint my adverage...
  4. shellbellc

    shellbellc Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I wonder if I get better gas mileage because I do the higher octane, cleaner burning wodka product????
  5. hawgheaven

    hawgheaven Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Hmmm, I don't get anywhere near that kinda mileage...

    Maybe I need a tuneup.
  6. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I don't get that mileage ether, I might have to go a bit stronger then Miller Lite or just drink more, that sounds like a plan, I'll just drink more[​IMG]
  7. deer meat

    deer meat Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Nice to see you drink a home state brew of mine there Hawg
  8. shellbellc

    shellbellc Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Yeah man, let's here it for Yuengling!!! How bout a Rolling Rock??
  9. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member Penn folk RR is barley-pop! Grin...

    M grandpa spent years in the mines there before moving to MI...and he had friends bring him cases of that stuff in the 70's...before it ever left PA. Heck, I 'member once he went back just for it.

    Ah each their own.

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