Discussion in 'Jokes' started by wildflower, Nov 2, 2011.

  1. A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission

    in the jungle where he had spent years teaching the natives when he

    realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English.

    So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and

    says to the chief, 'This is a tree.'

    The chief looks at the tree and grunts, 'Tree.'

    The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little further and he

    points to a rock and says, 'This is a rock.'

    Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, 'Rock.'

    The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears

    a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of

    natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.

    The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, 'Man riding a bike.'

    The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them.

    The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years

    teaching how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so how

    could he kill these people in cold blood that way?

    The chief replied, 'My bike.'
  2. jirodriguez

    jirodriguez Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    LOL.... good one (as usual). [​IMG]
  3. Good one. Again. LOL.

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