positive outlook

[teacup13]

How to start your day with a positive outlook.

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'

6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'

7. Feel better?

GOOD!

Tomorrow we'll do the following people:

Nancy Pelosi
Hillary Clinton
John Kerry
Joe Biden
Al Gore
Ted Kennedy

 

[rivet]

Now THAT'S funny! I started grinning at the top and when I got to the list I laughed out loud....thank you for sharing that!

 

[desertlites]

if it were so easy-big grin. salesmen of the year he is!

 

[uncle_lar]

I laughed out loud

 

[bassman]

Most of them I had to delete two or three times. They just didn't want to go

 

[zapper]

Funny Stuff!

 

[vtanker]

TOOOO funny

 

[morkdach]

what a way to start the week thanks.

 

[smokyjeff]

Now that's a stimulus plan!!!!!!

 

[meat hunter]

If it were only that easy. I'd name a file "All of Congress" and send them all to the trash.

 

[garyt]

Should have done that 8 years ago, but spelled the name differently, then maybe we wouldn't be in this mess we are in now.

 

[richoso1]

I understand that this was in the joke forum, but it seemed to be turning into something else other than just a joke, so I closed it before someone could be possibly be misunderstood. Did you hear the one about the....