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SmokinAl

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TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!!


           An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report
           that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she
                explains her situation to the dispatcher: 'They've
            stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and
              even the accelerator!' she cried. The dispatcher said,
               'Stay calm. An officer is on the way.' A few minutes
                later, the officer radios in 'Disregard.' He says.
                      'She got in the back-seat by mistake.'


                        TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!
 
Well it probably won't happen to Judy, but I can't make any promises on you Al......
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On the plus side when you get to that point in life it isn't embarrasing because 5 minutes later you can't remember what happened.
 
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