One for the wives

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by mneeley490, Aug 10, 2013.

  1. mneeley490

    mneeley490 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    In the ER, the doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be ok, you'll walk again and everything, but your member was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it."

    The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You have $9,000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new member. They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000 an inch."

    The man perks up. "So," the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches you want. But I understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five-incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out and suspicious. If you had a nine-incher before, and you decide to invest in only a five incher now, she might be disappointed. It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision."

    The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.

    The doctor comes back the next day. "So, have you spoken with your wife?"
    "Yes I have," says the man.

    "And has she helped you make a decision?"

    "Yes," says the man.

    "What is your decision?"

    "We're going with the granite countertops."
  2. webowabo

    webowabo Master of the Pit

    [​IMG]... I was expecting a new smoker... but countertops all the same.. cute ;)
  3. kathrynn

    kathrynn Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LMAO.....I really need new counter tops.  Made me spit diet coke on the 'puter screen!


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