Nudist colony (R)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by jimr, Jun 9, 2008.

  1. Nudist Colony

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    [font=times new roman, new york, times, serif]A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area.


    [font=times new roman, new york, times, serif]A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and the man immediately got an erection. [/font]

    [font=times new roman, new york, times, serif]The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, did you call for me?' [/font]

    [font=times new roman, new york, times, serif]The man replied, 'No, what do you mean?' [/font]

    [font=times new roman, new york, times, serif]She said, 'You must be new here. Let me explain. It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.' Smiling, she lead him to the side of the swimming pool, laid down on a towel eagerly pulled him to her and happily let him have his way with her. [/font]

    [font=times new roman, new york, times, serif]Later, the man continued to explore the colony's facilities. He entered the sauna and as he sat down, he farted. Within seconds a huge, hairy man lumbered out of the steam room toward him. [/font]

    [font=times new roman, new york, times, serif]'Did you call for me?' asked the hairy man. [/font]

    [font=times new roman, new york, times, serif]'No, what do you mean?' replied the newcomer. 'You must be new.' answered the hairy man, 'It's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me.' The huge man easily spun him around, put him over a bench and had his way with the newcomer. [/font]

    [font=times new roman, new york, times, serif]The newcomer staggered back to the colony office where he was greeted by [/font]
    [font=times new roman, new york, times, serif]a smiling, naked receptionist, 'May I help you?' she asked. [/font]

    [font=times new roman, new york, times, serif]'Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep [/font]
    [font=times new roman, new york, times, serif]the $500 membership fee.' [/font]

    [font=times new roman, new york, times, serif]'But, Sir,' she replied, 'you've only been here a few hours. You [/font]
    [font=times new roman, new york, times, serif]haven't had a chance to see all our facilities.' [/font]

    [font=times new roman, new york, times, serif]'Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month, but [/font]
    [font=times new roman, new york, times, serif]I fart 15 times a day. I'm outta here.' [/font]

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  2. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That's a good un!
     
  3. bwsmith_2000

    bwsmith_2000 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That's a good one Jim!
    I took the liberty of copying it. I know of a few other people who will also appreciate it. Thanks for the post ...... a little levity is a good thing .... keeps one young.
     
  4. blacklab

    blacklab Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    lol i'm gonna steal it [​IMG]
     
  5. 1894

    1894 Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

     
  6. grillin_all_day

    grillin_all_day Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    lol, that's definately one thats getting forwarded around the office
     
  7. agmeyer

    agmeyer Meat Mopper SMF Premier Member

    [​IMG]
    NOW That is Funny. Bow Fishing for carp and gar is Catch and Release.

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  8. rivet

    rivet Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    This is hilarious! I'm sending it to my dad!
     

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