New High School Exit Exam

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by beer-b-q, Apr 1, 2010.

  1. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    New High School Exit Exam. You only need 4 correct to pass. Take the test. You have less than a minute.

    Passing requires 4 correct answers)


    1: How long did the Hundred Years' War last?


    2: Which country makes Panama hats?


    3: From which animal do we get cat gut?


    4: In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?


    5: What is a camel's hair brush made of?


    6: The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?


    7: What was King George VI's first name?


    8: What color is a purple finch?


    9: Where are Chinese gooseberries from?


    10: What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?



    Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass.



    Check your answers below...


    ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ


    1: How long did the Hundred Years War last?116 years

    2: Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador
    3: From which animal do we get cat gut?Sheep and Horses
    4: In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?November
    5: What is a camel's hair brush made of?Squirrel fur
    6: The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?Dogs
    7: What was King George VI's first name?Albert
    8: What color is a purple finch ?Crimson
    9: Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand
    10: What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Orange (of course)

    What do you mean, you failed? Me, too.


    (And if you try to tell me you passed, you LIED!)


    Pass this on to some brilliant friends, so they may feel useless too!
     
  2. Son of a.....

    I had them alright till i read the answers
     
  3. haha, that's a good one. I only had one right ( the black box ).
     
  4. 5lakes

    5lakes Meat Mopper SMF Premier Member

    Durn it.. I actually got 1, 3 and 10 right. I knew the obvious answers weren't right and had to guess the rest.
     
  5. rdknb

    rdknb Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    yep I got them all wrong and I am going to pass it around it is a hoot
     
  6. davidmcg

    davidmcg Meat Mopper

    I got 3, 4, 5 and 10 right. I used to make my own brushes, I used to be an EMT, I have seen a lot of the so-called "black boxes" from commercial airplanes and I have seen lots of documentaries about the Russian Revolution. So I passed and didn't lie, I was just lucky enough to know those answers, the rest I didn't even guess at.
     
  7. meateater

    meateater Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    I have seen this before and still missed a few.
     
  8. werdwolf

    werdwolf Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    23 years of school and 50 + hours of continuing education per year (for 20 years) and now I have to go back to high school [​IMG]
     
  9. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    I did not take the test - I tell my grandkids all the time, the best part of being old like me is I never have to take a test again LOL
     
  10. 5lakes

    5lakes Meat Mopper SMF Premier Member

    Yippee!!!

    Just talked to my young'un (age 19). Read him the test. He got one right. I gave him so much crap about how much smarter I was 'cause I got three right.... [​IMG]
     
  11. caveman

    caveman Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!!!!! [​IMG]
     
  12. I actualy got 1, 3, 6 and 8 right.. guess I picked up some useless info over the years [​IMG]

    Steve
     
  13. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Excuse me while I give someone some crap.... can you hear me now?
     
  14. 5lakes

    5lakes Meat Mopper SMF Premier Member

    Umm... Yup. I was joking with my kid. I was joking with my post. I thought the smiley would show that. I apologize for any offense I created. I will cease to post to this forum.
     
  15. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    I was talking about my wife and nobody else. I apologize for the confusion,you did not offend me. Please don't take my comment seriously, and do continue to post here at SMF.
     
  16. caveman

    caveman Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Dude....today is April fool's day!!! Duh!!! I think he is yanking your chain. ( At least I hope he is.)
     

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