New Definition! Political Correctness

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by monty, Dec 1, 2007.

  1. monty

    monty Master of the Pit Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Definition of POLITICAL CORRECTNESS -

    A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!

    Chew on that a bit!

    Cheers!
     
  2. squeezy

    squeezy Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Couldn't have said it better myself ..... !

    Good one Monty!

    Thanks! [​IMG]
     
  3. pigcicles

    pigcicles Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    [​IMG] ... Soooo... which end is the clean end?? [​IMG][​IMG]
     
  4. bbq bubba

    bbq bubba Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    MONTY...............step away from Scotch and no one else will be hurt!![​IMG]
     
  5. monty

    monty Master of the Pit Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    As a matter of fact, Steve, I am enjoying a delightful sip of fifteen year old Dalwhinney single malt as we speak.

    Been fighting weird snow conditions for the last 36 hours with a four hour nap and finally have earned R&R till Sunday night!

    Cheers!
     
  6. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    HA! Well said Monty![​IMG]
     
  7. bbq bubba

    bbq bubba Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Dang Monty, you'd think i know you!![​IMG]
     
  8. monty

    monty Master of the Pit Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Scary, ain't it?[​IMG]
     
  9. homebrew & bbq

    homebrew & bbq Smoking Fanatic

    Monty, I feel for ya. I used to do the same thing for a living... 20 hour shifts of plowing roads followed by a four-hour "nap" on the table in the break room then back out on the roads. Glad I'm not doing that any more.

    Stay safe and warm!
     
  10. monty

    monty Master of the Pit Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Thanks, Terry!
    This is actually my retirement gig. Was a database project manage for, well, uuhhh, I'll tell you if we ever meet in person!

    Cheers!

    PS MUCH more fun driving truck and playing in the road!
     
  11. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    your definition SHOULD be made a sticky

    well put (sr)monty
     

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