Never Question a Drunk

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by wildflower, Feb 7, 2011.

  1. Never Question a Drunk

    I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

    A half-gallon of 2% milk,
    A carton of eggs,
    A quart of orange juice,
    A head of lettuce,
    A 2 lb. can of coffee and
    A 1 lb. package of bacon

    As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.

    While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated -- 'You must be single.'

    I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.

    Curiosity getting the better of me, I said -- 'Yes you are correct. But how on earth did you know that?'

    The drunk replied -- 'Cause you're ugly'.
  2. rbranstner

    rbranstner Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Ha Ha love that one.
  3. ak1

    ak1 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I never expected that punch line! LOL!
  4. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

  5. kingkoch42

    kingkoch42 Smoke Blower

    Last edited: Dec 9, 2011
  6. arnie

    arnie Smoking Fanatic

    I didn't see that coming    [​IMG]
  7. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats a classic!
  8. tyotrain

    tyotrain Master of the Pit

    didn't see that coming either lol good one
  9. cycletrash

    cycletrash Meat Mopper

    LOL....Love it!!
  10. Thats great wasnt expecting that[​IMG]
  11. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LOL---Had me completely sucked in, trying to guess how he knew!!!!

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