Never Argue With A Woman

[mofo]

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.

I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'For reading a book,' she replies.

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

 

[irishteabear]

How true, lol.

 

[dionysus]

When dealing with my better half I RELIGIOUSLY follow these rules:
1. I have no opinion.
2. Tell me where I have to be and what time I have to be there.
3. What do I have to wear (see #2)

and MOST importantly ......

4. I'm sorry, it'll NEVER happen again.


And after 28 years, they become second nature.

 

[richoso1]

Good rules, just have to repeat them over, and over.

 

[seenred]

Got a big chuckle out of this one. Dionysus, I too live by these rules. Let me add one very important one, though, that I am NEVER allowed to forget:

When it comes to money, there's our money, and then there's HER MONEY. (She is kind enough to allow me to have a small allowance)

 

[bigbaldbbq]

We should just wake up saying I'm sorry!!

 

[dave958]

Good one, man gets last word in yes dear

Dave

 

[cman95]

Shoot....you bunch a lite weights.


I keep my wife on her knees!!









She is on her knees telling me........GET OUT FROM UNDER THAT BED AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!!!!!!

 

[davidmcg]

I grew up in a house with a mom and 2 mean older sisters. I learned at a ripe young age what the pecking order was and that I wasn't allowed anywhere near it. One Christmas my oldest sister chased me down the street in my underwear trying to beat me with a piece of hotwheel track I just unwrapped. And everybody wondered why my dad always volunteered to work every holiday. Wasn't just for the money.

Also, Dionysus, I have learned the same thing after 28 years.