Need Immediate Help! Talk me out of a Lang 36 Original Patio smoker.

Discussion in 'Wood Smokers' started by grillmonkey, Mar 16, 2015.

  1. welshrarebit

    welshrarebit Master of the Pit

    Any Lang that shows up here I'd buy instantly...

    Remember it's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission...
     
  2. kapdon

    kapdon Smoke Blower

    Lmao, but very true
     
  3. grillmonkey

    grillmonkey Smoking Fanatic

    I don't know...something just doesn't sound right here. I think y'all are trying to get me in trouble.
     
  4. kapdon

    kapdon Smoke Blower

    After smoking her favorite meal on the new smoker I don't thing you would stay in trouble for long. Could be rewarding.
     
  5. pineywoods

    pineywoods Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead SMF Premier Member

    Tell her you were thinking of her once you buy the Lang you won't ever have to bother her about another smoker.

    Oh but when you decide you need a bigger Lang I'm not sure what you say but I'm sure your "friends" here will be able to help then too [​IMG]
     
  6. icyhot

    icyhot Smoking Fanatic

    Yea go ahead and buy a 60
     
  7. grillmonkey

    grillmonkey Smoking Fanatic


    These replies sound like excuses that have been successfully used in the past.
     
  8. grillmonkey

    grillmonkey Smoking Fanatic

    If it were only that easy...
     
  9. icyhot

    icyhot Smoking Fanatic

    Grillmonkey u can come to my house and cook on mine if it will make u feel any better
     
  10. grillmonkey

    grillmonkey Smoking Fanatic

    It probably would, until I had to drive back home.
     
  11. twistedhickory

    twistedhickory Fire Starter

    Half way tanned on the lang!!
     
  12. grillmonkey

    grillmonkey Smoking Fanatic

    You're just smoking a butt to punish me.
     
  13. pineywoods

    pineywoods Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead SMF Premier Member

    You could come down to the N FL Gathering next month and use my Lang or BamaFan's Bubba heck we'll let you run em both at the same time [​IMG]
     
  14. I just did a few frustrating smokers (a few curse words helped), including one that took until 9p when dinner was supposed to be at 4p.  That convinced my wife to tell me to get a new smoker.
     
  15. twistedhickory

    twistedhickory Fire Starter

    No!! I swear I am, no I mean I'm not! Ok,ok,I am, buy the lang,buyyyyy the lang! My wife told me if I buy a lang she would divorce me!!! Well...I'm not sure where she lives now??
     
  16. grillmonkey

    grillmonkey Smoking Fanatic

    I believe, according to Webster's Dictionary, this is the definition of "rubbing salt in the wound."
     
  17. grillmonkey

    grillmonkey Smoking Fanatic

    Now this is promising. What you're saying is I can cook late and cuss about my crappy smoker and she will insist I go down to Nahunta and pick up a Lang?
     
  18. grillmonkey

    grillmonkey Smoking Fanatic

    Now don't get me wrong, I love smoked meat, but it doesn't compare to what my wife can do in the kitchen. My stomach won't let me risk losing her unless we get her cooking in the divorce settlement.
     
  19. twistedhickory

    twistedhickory Fire Starter

    my wife is awesome in the kitchen as well! I'm with you buddy! I wouldn't trade her for nothing, but I swear a lang smoker is worth every dollar they charge and the LAST smoker you will ever need!!!!
     
  20. pineywoods

    pineywoods Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead SMF Premier Member

    No I was just hoping you were going to come man the smokers [​IMG]
     

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