Must Be My Lucky Day!! Gonna Be Rich!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by pokey, Sep 15, 2010.

  1. pokey

    pokey Meat Mopper

    The following message got thru my SPAM filter, so it must be the real deal:

    > Date: Wed, 15 Sep 2010 21:22:46 +0200
    > From: [email protected]
    > To: [email protected]
    > Subject: PLEASE HELP ME BEFORE DIE
    >
    >
    >
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    > Beloved One,
    >
    > Am writing to you with tears and sorrows in my heart. Crying out
    > to you with God, for help that has to do with my life and future.
    > I am Jennifer Essen, 18 years old girl from Ghana. I lost my
    > parents and my only brother in a rebel attack in my home town
    > last year 2009.
    >
    > Presently, am writing to you from an orphanage rescue home here
    > in Ghana. I ran to this orphanage home in other to save my life
    > from my wicked Uncles who i overheard planning to kill me and
    > take over my inheritance. The Police could not believe me
    > because my uncle have influenced them financially.
    >
    > Before the dead of my parents, my dad had $5.5 million USD in a
    > Domiciliary account in one of the banks here in Ghana which i am
    > the Next of Kin.
    >
    > Please i need you to be my Guardian and help me transfer this
    > money to your country for my education and an investment that
    > you will help me to manage. You will also make arrangement for
    > me to come over to your country because my life is seriously in
    > danger if my uncles set their eyes on me.
    >
    > I have all the original documents of the money. I pray that God
    > will touch your heart to save my life.
    >
    > Yours sincerely
    > Jennifer
    >
     
     
  2. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LOL---I think I average about 2 of them every month.
     
  3. We should smoke her a brisket upon her arrival.
     
  4. tjohnson

    tjohnson Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator Insider OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    My 6 year old even got one like this, and he plays on kiddie sites!!

    I would immediately do a virus scan!!!!

    Todd
     
  5. rw willy

    rw willy Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    that must really suck to have $5 million bucks, but really have it.  Oh well to bad for her.
     
  6. mballi3011

    mballi3011 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    [​IMG]

    I got that one and she promised me the money. Now I guess you will want to share the ghana bucks. Now I did a check of the exchange rates and ghana not being a big up and coming country the exchange rate isn't quite what you were thinking. Your half is .27 cents.[​IMG]
     
    Last edited: Sep 15, 2010
  7. jirodriguez

    jirodriguez Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Ghana!..... Last week she told me she was in Nigeria! Man for a kid getting around on foot that girl can cover a lot of groung, maybe she should try out for the Olympics! LOLOLOLOLOL [​IMG]
     
  8. pandemonium

    pandemonium Master of the Pit

    haha thats great!! and the spelling looks alot like the bs emails i get everytime i post on craigslist
     
  9. mythmaster

    mythmaster Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

  10. pokey

    pokey Meat Mopper

    And I probably won't get my $0.27 until after I send her airfare!
     
     
  11. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Dialing for dollars can't beat that!
     
  12. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Are those the ones where they want to send you a check for the item you're selling, but they want to send extra in the check. Then you can arrange & pay for shipping with the extra, etc, etc, etc. All this would take place before their check would clear. Had two different ones try that on us when my wife was selling an organ.

    That was a "music" kind of organ. She wasn't trying to sell any of our body parts (that I know of)!!!
     
  13. pokey

    pokey Meat Mopper

    Yes, but the reason it works is that international banking transactions can take several weeks to clear. My understanding is that U.S banking law requires the bank to make the money available no more than two weeks after deposit. Your bank tells you the funds are available, so you think the check cleared, arrange shipping and send the excess back to the scammer. Then the scammer's check bounces and the bank notifies you that they are taking the money back. You're stuck eating whatever it is you paid out assuming you were good.
     

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