Discussion in 'Jokes' started by ltslewis, May 13, 2010.

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    I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).

    We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

    I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

    The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.

    My dad kept staring at her.

    The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.

    When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked: "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

    Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

    In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ....

    "Got stoned once and screwed a peacock --- I was just wondering if you were my daughter."
  2. jamminjimi

    jamminjimi Meat Mopper

    Winner [​IMG]
  3. haha, that's a great one!
  4. crazybuoy

    crazybuoy Newbie

    ahahhahah very funny and cool, thanks for post, any more?
  5. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I like that en!
  6. meateater

    meateater Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    I just fell off the stool! LMAO!!!!!
  7. sharonazamboni

    sharonazamboni Fire Starter

  8. ou8one2

    ou8one2 Newbie

    good one I have an Uncle like that... You never no what he will say

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