Meat Smokers Are Not Thieves

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You guys are killin me.
 
I think that the whole purpose of this thread was to make it easier to help people with their smoking issues. I'm not afraid to say I'm in Sebring, FL. Since you don't know my last name. how the hell are you going to find me & steal my smoker. By the way if you try there is a loaded 12 ga. next to my bed & the smoker is outside my bedroom window. For your sake I hope your quick & quiet.
 
I think that the whole purpose of this thread was to make it easier to help people with their smoking issues. I'm not afraid to say I'm in Sebring, FL. Since you don't know my last name. how the hell are you going to find me & steal my smoker. By the way if you try there is a loaded 12 ga. next to my bed & the smoker is outside my bedroom window. For your sake I hope your quick & quiet.
Al,

If you're making anything like you post on this forum, I'll sniff your food out, and I'll hunt you down, and if I'm hungry, which is most of the time, I'll chew your 12 ga Double ought Buckshot, and spit out deep sea sinkers, just to sink my teeth into one of your Briskets!.  You sir, have been warned!

I'll bring the beer!

Bear
 
 
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Seems to be a lot of Newbies, and still some "Oldbies" that don't appear to live anywhere.

Time to bump this thread.

Bear  (Macungie, PA)----Only about 3,000 of us.
 
I am a newbie....

My real name is Stacey,I am a 42year old female Disabled American Veteran

I live in Ft. Wayne Indiana

See people it ain't difficult, and is by no means CIA worthy, I am your average "Smokette"

who likes to learn new things

and if you think you can find me, Good luck!

(I have been hiding from someone for 11 years and he ain't found me yet)

I am an experienced gardener and it drives me insane when a newbie or oldbie

comes to my Gardning forum and doesn't tell where they live, or even their "Hardiness" zone..can't help ya if we don't have a rough location as to were you reside....
 
Bumping this because there are sooo many Newbies from nowhere.

C'mon people, putting what state you're from doesn't make you or your house easy to find !

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Bear
 
You have Philly on yours.

That's a lot of people, but I could find you real easy, if I know what day you're smoking!

Bear

Like I said, if people have a problem with putting their city, they could put SouthEast Pa instead of Philly, Downingtown, Macungie, or whatever.

The only ones who should be afraid of putting something like that would have to be Dr Richard Kimble, the one armed man, or some other fugitive from the law!

Bear
I have a one armed friend living not far too from me and I tell him regularly that Dr. Richard Kimble was hanging around town asking questions about him.

I recently sold my friend a smoker and he is on his way to becoming an avid smoker, but he hasn’t joined the forum yet.

Do you think it is because he really is the guy Kimble is looking for?
 
I have a one armed friend living not far too from me and I tell him regularly that Dr. Richard Kimble was hanging around town asking questions about him.

I recently sold my friend a smoker and he is on his way to becoming an avid smoker, but he hasn’t joined the forum yet.

Do you think it is because he really is the guy Kimble is looking for?
Now That's Funny!!!

Kimble, the one armed guy, and Dr David Banner are the only guys I can think of who shouldn't put the state they live in.

Bear
 
Excuse my stupidity..butt....

Who is Dr. Richard Kimble?

I knew who David Banner was
"The Fugitive".

Convicted of murdering his wife, he tried to find the one armed man who was seen leaving the scene of his wife's murder.

Bear
 
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Excuse my stupidity..butt....

Who is Dr. Richard Kimble?

I knew who David Banner was
That showes my age
"The Fugitive".

Convicted of murdering his wife, he tried to find the one armed man who was seen leaving the scene of his wife's murder.

Bear
Wrongfully Convicted of murdering his wife, he tried to find the one armed man who was seen leaving the scene of his wife's murder.
 
Oh Cr@p

Now i gotta tell the whereabouts of the other 2 nepas's
 
i totally agree its just nice to see where everyone is located   especially if your up north trapped in snow while we are down here with the ac running

maybe jeff could make it a requirement  just city and state  nothing intrusive with that
Notice you dont have yours posted.
 
Viper, If your handle is MIAMIrick, he probably thinks everybody knows where he's at, but yes he should add it to his post. Why don't you do the same?
 
Duh I guess I also like reading the profiles but a lot dont do that either. I went in and took care of mine. didnt realize I hadn't.
 
Viper, If your handle is MIAMIrick, he probably thinks everybody knows where he's at, but yes he should add it to his post. Why don't you do the same?
 
Viper, If your handle is MIAMIrick, he probably thinks everybody knows where he's at, but yes he should add it to his post. Why don't you do the same?
I thought he was from Alaska, and was just throwing us off course with the MiamiRick thing.  
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That & there isn't any football teams in Alaska.

Hmmm, anybody ever build an igloo smoker????

That would be COOL !

Pun Intended!

Bear
 
There you go VIPER   I thought MIAMIrick was clear enough 

Must be a Buckeye fan

Bear good idea with the IGLOO smoker could use an old ice chest and make a coldsmoker!
 
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