Meat Smokers Are Not Thieves

Discussion in 'Bugs, Glitches and Miscellaneous Forum Problems' started by bearcarver, Apr 20, 2011.

  1. [​IMG] You guys are killin me.
     
  2. smokinal

    smokinal Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member ★ Lifetime Premier ★

    I think that the whole purpose of this thread was to make it easier to help people with their smoking issues. I'm not afraid to say I'm in Sebring, FL. Since you don't know my last name. how the hell are you going to find me & steal my smoker. By the way if you try there is a loaded 12 ga. next to my bed & the smoker is outside my bedroom window. For your sake I hope your quick & quiet.
     
  3. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Al,

    If you're making anything like you post on this forum, I'll sniff your food out, and I'll hunt you down, and if I'm hungry, which is most of the time, I'll chew your 12 ga Double ought Buckshot, and spit out deep sea sinkers, just to sink my teeth into one of your Briskets!.  You sir, have been warned!

    I'll bring the beer!

    Bear
     
     
    Last edited: Apr 28, 2011
  4. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Seems to be a lot of Newbies, and still some "Oldbies" that don't appear to live anywhere.

    Time to bump this thread.

    Bear  (Macungie, PA)----Only about 3,000 of us.
     
  5. bluewolf

    bluewolf Fire Starter

    I am a newbie....

    My real name is Stacey,I am a 42year old female Disabled American Veteran

    I live in Ft. Wayne Indiana

    See people it ain't difficult, and is by no means CIA worthy, I am your average "Smokette"

    who likes to learn new things

    and if you think you can find me, Good luck!

    (I have been hiding from someone for 11 years and he ain't found me yet)

    I am an experienced gardener and it drives me insane when a newbie or oldbie

    comes to my Gardning forum and doesn't tell where they live, or even their "Hardiness" zone..can't help ya if we don't have a rough location as to were you reside....
     
  6. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Bumping this because there are sooo many Newbies from nowhere.

    C'mon people, putting what state you're from doesn't make you or your house easy to find !

    [​IMG]

    Bear
     
  7. arnie

    arnie Smoking Fanatic

    I have a one armed friend living not far too from me and I tell him regularly that Dr. Richard Kimble was hanging around town asking questions about him.

    I recently sold my friend a smoker and he is on his way to becoming an avid smoker, but he hasn’t joined the forum yet.

    Do you think it is because he really is the guy Kimble is looking for?
     
  8. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Now That's Funny!!!

    Kimble, the one armed guy, and Dr David Banner are the only guys I can think of who shouldn't put the state they live in.

    Bear
     
  9. jirodriguez

    jirodriguez Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    ..... well them and Bin Laden.... oops to late... never mind. [​IMG]
     
  10. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LOL---Seals invited him to their get together, and Smoked Him.

    Bear
     
  11. michael ark

    michael ark Master of the Pit

    Dr. david banner will turn green[​IMG]  Hulk smash .GRUUU
     
  12. bluewolf

    bluewolf Fire Starter

    Excuse my stupidity..butt....

    Who is Dr. Richard Kimble?

    I knew who David Banner was
     
  13. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    "The Fugitive".

    Convicted of murdering his wife, he tried to find the one armed man who was seen leaving the scene of his wife's murder.

    Bear
     
  14. arnie

    arnie Smoking Fanatic

    Quote:
    That showes my age
    Wrongfully Convicted of murdering his wife, he tried to find the one armed man who was seen leaving the scene of his wife's murder.
     
  15. nepas

    nepas Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

  16. viper1

    viper1 Meat Mopper

    Notice you dont have yours posted.
     
  17. smokinal

    smokinal Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member ★ Lifetime Premier ★

    Viper, If your handle is MIAMIrick, he probably thinks everybody knows where he's at, but yes he should add it to his post. Why don't you do the same?
     
  18. viper1

    viper1 Meat Mopper

    Duh I guess I also like reading the profiles but a lot dont do that either. I went in and took care of mine. didnt realize I hadn't.
     
     
  19. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    I thought he was from Alaska, and was just throwing us off course with the MiamiRick thing.  [​IMG]

    That & there isn't any football teams in Alaska.

    Hmmm, anybody ever build an igloo smoker????

    That would be COOL !

    Pun Intended!

    Bear
     
  20. miamirick

    miamirick Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    There you go VIPER   I thought MIAMIrick was clear enough 

    Must be a Buckeye fan

    Bear good idea with the IGLOO smoker could use an old ice chest and make a coldsmoker!
     
    Last edited: May 15, 2011

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