Man of the house

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by smokinal, Mar 17, 2011.

  1. smokinal

    smokinal Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member ★ Lifetime Premier ★


    The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled,


    He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?

    The wife replied, "The damned funeral director would be my first guess."  
  2. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

  3. ak1

    ak1 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

  4. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LOL----I agree with Scarbelly & AK1

  5. That's about the size of it.
  6. tyotrain

    tyotrain Master of the Pit

  7. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

  8. jirodriguez

    jirodriguez Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member


    That there is FUNNY! Now what did Judy say when you showed her that one Al?!   [​IMG]

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