Little Red Wagon

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by daveomak, Jan 15, 2012.

  1. daveomak

    daveomak Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
    The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.
    The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.
    The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.

    'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.
    'Thanks,' the girl replied.
    The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
    'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your
    rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster. '

    The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'
     
  2. pops6927

    pops6927 Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Classic!
     
  3. sprky

    sprky Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    [​IMG]  an old one but good one, one I had forgotten 
     

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