Little Johnny : Rated R for Language

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by txbbqman, Dec 17, 2009.

  1. txbbqman

    txbbqman Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    Early Dismissal

    It is near the Christmas break of the school year.
    The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more
    to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an
    early dismissal.

    Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first
    and correctly can leave early today."

    Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get
    outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

    Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

    Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

    Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

    Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

    Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

    Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

    Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

    Johnny is even madder than before.

    Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

    Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

    Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

    Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

    When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would
    keep their mouths shut!"

    The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"



    Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
     
  2. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    ROFLMAO - great timing on a classic joke - Thanks
     
  3. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

     
  4. danj

    danj Meat Mopper

    LOL very good points to you.
     
  5. cruizer

    cruizer Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    Thats great Thanx![​IMG]
     

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