Discussion in 'Jokes' started by daveomak, Jul 11, 2011.

  1. daveomak

    daveomak Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member


    An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and
    he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker
    if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

    The little girl, who had just started to read her book,
    replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

    " Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is
    no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled

    "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me
    ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
    stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
    out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that

    The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's
    intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

    To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified
    to discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after
    death, when you don't know shit?"

    And then she went back to reading her book.
  2. scarbelly

    scarbelly Smoking Guru OTBS Member

  3. [​IMG] Love it.
  4. venture

    venture Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Or why you feel qualified to be in congress or to be president?

    Good luck and good smoking.
  5. meateater

    meateater Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member



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