Liars in Church

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by walking dude, Mar 17, 2008.

  1. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    A Preacher finished the service one morning by saying, "Next Sunday, I am going to preach on the subject of liars As a preparation for my sermon, I would like you all to read Mark Chapter 17."

    On the following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin. Looking out at the congregation he said, "Last week I asked you all to read Mark Chapter 17. If you have read the chapter, please raise your hand."

    Nearly every hand in the congregation went up. Smiling, the preacher said, "You are the very people I want to talk to today. . . .... . .... Mark has only 16 chapters."
     
  2. allen

    allen Smoking Fanatic

    That's a good one WD,Lock the doors and give them a good preaching
     
  3. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That's funny![​IMG]
     
  4. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    goddess never taught me that 1-seems like liars?
     
  5. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    HUH?

    d88de
     
  6. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats funny..........good one...............
     
  7. cman95

    cman95 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Funny one!!
     
  8. lc in va

    lc in va Meat Mopper

    I wonder how well that would work at my church.
     

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