Lexiphiles to keep you on your toes.
�To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
�When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
�A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
�When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A.
�The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shakyground.
�The batteries were given out free of charge.
�A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
�A will is a dead giveaway.
�If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
�With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
�Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
�You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
�Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.
�A boiled egg is hard to beat.
�When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
�Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
�Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
�If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
�A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
�In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
�When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
�The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
�He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
�Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
�When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
�Acupuncture: a jab well done.
�To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
�When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
�A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
�When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A.
�The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shakyground.
�The batteries were given out free of charge.
�A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
�A will is a dead giveaway.
�If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
�With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
�Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
�You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
�Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.
�A boiled egg is hard to beat.
�When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
�Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
�Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
�If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
�A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
�In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
�When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
�The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
�He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
�Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
�When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
�Acupuncture: a jab well done.
