Let's Offend Everyone (Adult)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by crewdawg52, Mar 22, 2008.

  1. crewdawg52

    crewdawg52 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    ***Warning....... Not Politically Correct .......Warning***



    Q What's the Cuban National Anthem?
    A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat

    Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
    A. A different bar

    Q. What did the Chinese couple name their "mentally challenged"
    baby?
    A. Sum Ting Wong

    Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm
    shorter than the other?
    A. A speech impediment

    Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star
    Trek?
    A. Because they're not going to work in the future
    either.

    Q. What do you call a Southern farmer with a sheep
    under each arm?
    A. A pimp.

    Q. Why do Driver Education classes in southern schools
    use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
    A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class
    uses it.

    Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo
    and a northern zoo?
    A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal on
    the front of the cage along with a recipe.

    Q. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to
    say the F' word?
    A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell
    ' BINGO!'

    Q. What's the difference between a northern
    fairytale and a southern fairytale???
    A. A northern fairytale begins, 'Once upon a
    time...' and a southern fairytal e begins, 'Y'all
    ain't gonna believe this sh!t.


    Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
    A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim
    are already in the United States.
     
  2. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    What no Hungarian/Gypsy joke? I'm offended! ;{)
     
  3. bb53chevpro

    bb53chevpro Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Ya, what Richtee said. LOL
    Andy.
     
  4. cman95

    cman95 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Give my sheep back!![​IMG]
     
  5. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    [​IMG] That's funny!
     
  6. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats any oldy but a goody...............Funny.......
     
  7. I'd be offended if they weren't funny. Glad to see you titled it right.
     
  8. fireguy

    fireguy Smoking Fanatic

    That is freaking hoe-larry- iss.... If you would get offended your probably too sensative, and have no Humor..[​IMG]
     

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