Lena and Ole (no vulgarity)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richoso1, Jul 20, 2010.

  1. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    LENA and OLE ---

    Lena is pregnant with Ole's child.

    Late one night, Lena vakes Ole and says, 'I tink it's time!'

    So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her to

    the hospital to have their first baby.

    She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Ole

    and said, 'A son! Ain't dat  Great!' Well, Ole got excited by

    dis, but yust den the doctor spoke up and said, 

    'Hold on! We ain't finished yet!' The doctor den held up a

    little girl..  He said, 'Hey, Ole! You got you a daughter!'

    She's a pretty little ting, too.' 

    Ole got kind of puzzled by this, an then the doctor said,

    Holey Moley, Ole we still ain't done yet!' The doctor then

    delivered another boy and said, Ole, you yust had yourself

    another boy!'

    Ole was flabbergasted by this news!


    A couple days later, Ole brought Lena and their

    three  Children home in the self-propelled combine. He was

    real Serious and he asked Lena , 'How come we got tree

    on the  first try?'

    Lena said, 'You remember dat night we ran out of Vaseline and

    You vent out in the garage and got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?'


    Ole said, 'Yeah, I do.. Uffda! It's a dam good ting I didn't

    get the  WD-40


  2. pit 4 brains

    pit 4 brains Master of the Pit Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Or the slick 50... Good one Rich..
  3. meateater

    meateater Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    Ole Sheet! [​IMG]
  4. ballagh

    ballagh Smoking Fanatic

  5. ak1

    ak1 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    [​IMG][​IMG]  Bad but still funny[​IMG]
  6. hitmark

    hitmark Newbie

    Ole and Lena got married. On their honeymoon trip they were nearing Minneapolis when Ole put his hand on Lena's knee. Giggling, Lena Said, "Ole, you can go farther if ya vant to"... so Ole drove to Duluth.

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