Lakota Tribal Wisdom

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by thebig1, May 26, 2016.

  1. thebig1

    thebig1 Meat Mopper

    Lakota tribal wisdom states that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.  However, in Corrections, and in other affairs, we often try other strategies, including the following:

    A. buy a stronger whip

    B. change riders

    C. say things like “this is the way we always have ridden this horse”

    D. appoint a committee to study the horse

    E. arrange to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses

    F. create a training session to increase our riding abilities

    G. harness several dead horses together for increased speed

    H. declare that “No horse is too dead to beat”

    I. provide additional funding to increase the horse’s performance

    J. declare the horse is “better, faster, and cheaper” dead

    K. study alternative uses for dead horses

    L. promote the dead horse to a supervisory position

    The list goes on and on, but I think you get the idea….
  2. gearjammer

    gearjammer Master of the Pit

    Oh yeah

  3. joe black

    joe black Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Aho, my brother. That's great advice.

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