Ladies on a gulf course

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by capt dan, Jul 1, 2008.

  1. capt dan

    capt dan Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    > > >
    > > > Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her
    > > >ball
    > > >headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The
    >ball
    > > >hit
    > > >one of the men.
    > > >
    > > > He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the
    > > >ground
    > > >and proceeded to roll around in agony.
    > > >
    > > >The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
    > > > "Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could
    > > >relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.
    > > >
    > > > "Nooo, no, I'll be all right. Just give me a few minutes," the man
    > > >gasped.
    > > > He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping
    >his
    > > >hands at his groin.
    > > >
    > > > At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She
    >gently
    > > >took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and
    >put
    > > >her hands inside.
    > > >
    > > > She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments
    >and
    > > >asked, "How does that feel?"
    > > >
    > > > He replied, "It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken."
    > >[​IMG]
     
  2. lcruzen

    lcruzen Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That one needs a rim shot!
     
  3. blacklab

    blacklab Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    lol
    I'm gonna steal it [​IMG]
     
  4. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Heard thaten before, but it's still funny!
     
  5. stacks

    stacks Smoke Blower

    [​IMG] HEHEHEHEHEHEEHe
     
  6. bigbear

    bigbear Smoke Blower

    Capt Dan- you really cleaned that one up!!! I started reading it and knowing punchline thought OMG, we're in trouble if he tells it the way I learned it. But you pulled it out!!! LOL
     
  7. fatback joe

    fatback joe Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    No pun intended. [​IMG]
     
  8. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Is that where the gas is made? ;{)
     

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