Kroger's superstore

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richoso1, Aug 1, 2008.

  1. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Kroger has just opened a new 'Superstore' out in Middletown, Ohio . It has an automatic water master to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the clean smell of fresh rain.
    When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.
    In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks, burgers, & brats....maybe even a hint of grilled pineapple.
    In the liquor department, the fresh, clean, crisp smell of a tapped Bohemian Beer.
    When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck & cackle, & the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
    The bakery department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked yeast bread, apple pie, & cookies.

    I don't buy toilet paper there any more!!
  2. kratzx4

    kratzx4 Smoking Fanatic

    LOL thanks for the advice I will keep this in mind when ours is completed next year.
  3. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

  4. bull

    bull Fire Starter

    Thats a great one.
  5. I am looking out of my office window at that store as I type.(Really).....LMAO
  6. solar

    solar Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    I was hooked and reeled in. That's really funny.[​IMG]
  7. meat-man

    meat-man Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    words of wisdom there brother lol
  8. [​IMG] now thats funny right there !!! ..... but whats a ' water master ' ??? [​IMG]
  9. bigwayne

    bigwayne Smoke Blower

    misters all over the produce section with the thunder and lights. Started doing this in the Atlanta area Krogers about 10 years ago. First time I heard the cows and chickens was a pretty good WTF moment.

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