Just..... Fred

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by daveomak, Feb 15, 2012.

  1. daveomak

    daveomak Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member



    This is CLASSIC!

    A cop stops a guy on a Harley for speeding, so he asks the biker his name.

    'Fred,' he replies.

    'Fred what?' the officer asks.

    'Just Fred,' the man responds.

    The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then presses him for the last name.

    The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nutcase on his hands but plays along with it. 'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'

    The biker replies, 'It's a long story, so stay with me.'

    • I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades.
    • When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor.
    • I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD.
    • After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school.
    • Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS.
    • Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.
    • Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD.
    • Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD.
    • Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am just Fred.'

      The officer walked away in tears, no ticket.

     
  2. sprky

    sprky Master of the Pit OTBS Member

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  3. chef jimmyj

    chef jimmyj Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator Group Lead OTBS Member

    Classic!...JJ [​IMG]
     
  4. [​IMG] Good one Dave.
     
  5. africanmeat

    africanmeat Master of the Pit OTBS Member

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